i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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