"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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