McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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