I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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