whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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