I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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