Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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