The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
honey bunches of taint.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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