Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just had sex bonerless
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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