bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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