I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
ok first of all what the fuck
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