We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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