I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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