I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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