I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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