That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
