end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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