i need an iv and a liver transplant
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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