i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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