North Korea, Best Korea!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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