The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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