I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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