I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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