I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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