I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
