So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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