Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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