I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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