I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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