I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
