the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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