Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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