My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
