pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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