I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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