Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
So squirting runs in the family.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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