So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wish I only lived at night.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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