I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So. Much. Porn.
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