Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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