Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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