i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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