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(541): View more from Oregon

I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore

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(315): View more from New York

It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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(585): View more from New York

I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS

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(917): View more from New York City

I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them

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