I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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