Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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