have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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