me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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