Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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