I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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