I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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