Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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